Keeping Memories

shark shirts

I’m frustrated. Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I kind of hate the advent of social media and smart phones. Why? Because it’s made capturing memories so easy that I’m not capturing them, if that makes sense. I take pictures on my phone and upload them to Facebook. (As an aside, why don’t I GET Instagram? [...]

May’s Just a Big Merry Go Round, Isn’t It?

It always seems to go faster when you're on it, doesn't it?

  photo credit I used to think December was the busiest month of the year. Then I decided September was pretty darned busy too. And now I’ve decided that May gets the same honors as December and September. And I think I’ve written about this before.  Probably like last year, but I don’t feel like [...]

Love Makes the World Go Round

J&J Campaign Manifesto

Last week was our 15th wedding anniversary.  15 years!  It’s hard to believe we’ve been married that long. The time feels incredibly long and incredibly short.  Can you understand that? We were such babies when we were married, but we thought we knew everything there was to know about life.  We certainly had all the [...]

Literal Mom Will Be on Spring Break for a Little While

Literal Mom will be on (her third) Spring Break for a little while. I’m not quite sure when I’ll be back. Probably sometime in May. Life’s gonna get crazy after we return from Florida, so I need to keep my options open. Until then, as always, here are some snarky cards to entertain you. If [...]

I’m Just a Pilgram

My little friend when she used to hear "happy birthday" being sung.

“I’m just a Pilgrim who is starting on the last part of his pilgrimage.”  - Pope Benedict XVI Pilgrim – Noun – 1) one who journeys in foreign lands; 2) one who travels to a shrine or holy place as a devotee Pilgrimage – Noun – 1) a journey of a pilgrim; especially: one to a [...]

Literal Mom Newsletter, Volume 2, Edition 2

My birthday's part of April.  Should I get a party hat and then decide it has to come off RIGHT THIS MINUTE like this little friend did?

Welcome to Volume 2, Edition 2 of the Literal Mom newsletter.  At least I think that’s what we’re on. If you want to catch up, here’s Volume 1, Edition 1.  And Volume 1, Edition 2.  And Volume 2, Edition 2. It’s funny, no matter how happy I am to put Winter to bed each year [...]

I AM TOO Cool. Stop Saying I’m Not.

How many  moms of skydived?  Seriously.

  Why this is bothering me so much, I have no idea. What’s bothering me is that one of my children has moved into the land of “My mom is so uncool.” photo credit Maybe it’s because she keeps coming home to say how much her friends agree with her.  That I’m totally uncool. I [...]

Clean Eating, Weight Loss, Splurging – How does it all relate?

  I’ve had some of you ask me to update you on my clean eating efforts. And I’ve had some of you ask me how I won that Winter competition and if I’d be willing to give tips. Well, hell yes, I’m happy to share – that’s what Literal Mom’s all about, right?   Clean [...]

Being a Mom is Hard? Sometimes I Think Being a Woman is Hard

This woman does look sad, but her dress is pretty cool.  Kind of 80s prom dress, don't you think?

  For the most part, I try not to do Debbie Downer posts.  The kind of posts I don’t like, because it’s all whine, whine, poor me. photo credit But I also sometimes break the rules. But don’t tell my kids that.  For the love of God, how can I teach them to be rule [...]

I Cried When I Said Goodbye to My OB/GYN and Other Embarrassing Truths

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 photo credit Yes, I did. I received a letter in February from my OB/GYN sharing his news of taking a position at the hospital that included such increased responsibilities he would have to leave his practice of 21 years. The letter was heartfelt and thoughtful.  And I felt so thankful that I had my annual [...]